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	<title>Comments on: Smile, and the world smiles with you.  Laugh, and they might think you’re an idiot.</title>
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	<description>Answering the question: What&#039;s funny about that?</description>
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		<title>By: Uncle T</title>
		<link>http://moderndaycritic.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/issue-three/#comment-14</link>
		<dc:creator>Uncle T</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey man, good stuff... I laughed out loud at the Harry Potter one... had a good strong chuckle at the rest.  Keep it up!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey man, good stuff&#8230; I laughed out loud at the Harry Potter one&#8230; had a good strong chuckle at the rest.  Keep it up!</p>
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		<title>By: Nepomuk</title>
		<link>http://moderndaycritic.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/issue-three/#comment-13</link>
		<dc:creator>Nepomuk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You may want to think about that microwave thing - remember, Microwaves are normally quite small, so they&#039;d either have to get a big Microwave, which will probably (hopefully?) never be used again or do things that would make the cannibals suspicious when they&#039;re told that you&#039;re asleep.

It&#039;s probably much more effective to just buy a dark (black?) plastic bag, let your body be put in there and then lay it in the sun on a warm sunny day. Add some veggies and some spices, and the cannibals will be very fond of you. ;-)

Greetings,
Nepomuk
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You may want to think about that microwave thing &#8211; remember, Microwaves are normally quite small, so they&#8217;d either have to get a big Microwave, which will probably (hopefully?) never be used again or do things that would make the cannibals suspicious when they&#8217;re told that you&#8217;re asleep.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s probably much more effective to just buy a dark (black?) plastic bag, let your body be put in there and then lay it in the sun on a warm sunny day. Add some veggies and some spices, and the cannibals will be very fond of you. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Greetings,<br />
Nepomuk<br />
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